vikingsarebetter:

Don’t let them in.
Don’t let them see.
Be the good dad you always have to be.
Conceal, don’t feel. Put on a show.
Make one wrong move and everyone will know.

(via shedinja1)


necromatador:

So I did a thing mostly because I wanted to see if I could get through it and how many complete breaths it would take to do so.

Here’s the original text with the original posters of the text so thanks to them for this glorious bit of reading/speaking.

The word “church” no longer looks or sounds like a word.

(via megachikorita)


kelekelo:

megapyon:

ʖ haha got ur nose

( ͡°_ ͡°)

(via shedinja1)

femaleadmirer:

Meg Turney for Me In My Place

(via thegavichal)

Let’s Play Minecraft:
Episode 89 - Mad King Ryan Part 1

(Source: gavfree, via joelbyeman)

Posted 48 minutes ago (originally gavfree) + 2,399 notes

ahmogar:

joelheymanly:

Friendly reminder that Adam Ellis is 23. So before you say Adam and Joel are what Gavin and Michael will be when they’re older, just remember that Adam is younger than them both 

HOW THE FUCK IS HE ONLY 23

RAY IS OLDER THAN HIM

WHAT

(via teamnicedynamyte)

i-r-confused:

blenders-in-a-puppy:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

the-mischief-manager:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

cockringtoss:

ibeherpderpin:

highperactive:

cockringtoss:

my dick has a lot in common with the sun

nobody likes looking directly at it?

It gives people cancer?

woAh woah woah

It rises at the crack of dawn?

it disappears at night?

direct exposure often leads to a nasty case of sunburn?

it needs to stay approximately 92,960,000 miles away from me?

nobody will ever touch it? 

(via thefuuuucomics)

(Source: maddifacee, via roostersjaw)

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